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surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(Source: milliardo, via parkingstrange)

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com, via tastefullyoffensive)

sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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(via death-by-lulz)

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: neilnevins, via ruinedchildhood)

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

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