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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Especially the last one damn

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yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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